Vinegar

[Cop]

How dare you... its a work of genius - your just to ignorant to respect the art

You showbiz types are all the same!

 

[Strawbs]

WOW!! What a load of old tosh and codswallop! Why did you waste your time doing this??? Vinegar is a festering boil on the backside of cinema. Stick to recording bad sound Cop!!!!

Go on, smack him!

Strawbs

 

[Cop]

You've been warned

 

[Joanna]

Ah, Chris, don't be so mean. How can you say such things about a film that relates to you a story of such....a story of such....er, that's all about...all about....that tells you.....tells you....????



xx Joanna xx

 

[Chris Finch]

Cop you promised never to post that pic!! But now you have I may as well tell the story behind it...it was one of the first scenes I shot for Bar Stewards and Michael and I had not yet bonded and forged a good actor-director relationship. This shot is from the 1001st take and I just couldn't understand what Mike wanted. I thought he was asking me to subtley raise my left eyebrow but I kept moving the right one by mistake. On the 1000th take he lost it and unleashed a whole can of whupass on me resulting in this screen grab from the 1001st take. I think it's the one we will use in the final cut but the bruises and blood will obviously be CGI'd out. How are your knuckles Mike?

 

[Strawbs]

Michael and I had not yet bonded and forged a good actor-director relationship.

That obviously came after the sex.

Strawbs

 

[Cop]

I remember that day well... Chris and Mike were getting quite frustrated with each other, and Mike said he is considering re-casting. Finch then went into a rage shouting at Michael

"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM - I'M KARL FOSTER FROM CORRIE"

Then again don't mess with Booth - he made a gangster movie you know

 

[Joanna]

"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM - I'M KARL FOSTER FROM CORRIE"

Well, sounds better than "I'VE PLAYED A SCREAMING TEDDY BEAR IN A MOVIE, DON'T YA KNOW?!", I suppose!!

xx Joanna xx