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I used to have a lodger when I lived on a houseboat, and his feet were so manky he had to leave his shoes on the gunwhale otherwise the air would be unbreathable. Whatever was making the pong is very nutritious, because if he left them there more than a weekend, green stuff started growing from...

They're all over the place these days. It's all mess-free and done with lasers, and (I'm told) it's quite painless. You'll need a referral from your optician and... oh wait. I thought you said "cataract" :huh:

My Dad used to sell that stuff!

I might ring the PRS and get them to come and charge the wanker who's just moved into the flat above the studio - he play his shite so loud I can't use the 'phone.

Sounds like something I caught when I was a student in Sheffield. Birty will have to tell you about Great Harwood - I've only lived here seven years. I lived in London before I met my current wife (in an internet chat room :huh: ) then before that I was at poly in Sheffield. Spent my teens in...

A fat, grey old fart like me at a nightclub? :eek: Can't make it unfortunately, even to do stills. We're doing a "fundraiser" at the studio tomorrow, trying to get the community to join in to replace the existing webcam. It's in our shop, but we just supply the bandwidth & power. All the...

Aah - I only aimed it at you 'cos we're in the same town and you can tell me what you really think face to face if you wanted. :)C Plus you're the only one on here that's not schizophrenic. WYSIWYG. The rest of the team are horrible to each other on the forum, but really nice when you meet...

The "S" has worn off his speedos ;)

I have one! I just started a half life session after a half year hiatus - Only because I got a new PC with the power to max out all the display settings, but I've more or less abandoned it partway through. It's funny how something as immersive and atmospheric doesn't really need eye candy, and...

I'd go to see that. The missus isn't too well so if it's in the near future, she'd be hacking and coughing throughout. Actually, even if it's in the distant future, it would be a bad idea. She always talks through anything we watch: "Who's he then?" "Does she die in the end?" "They're obviously...

Uh oh - did I miss out on some essential forum etiquette there? 8o()

You'll probably find it all on this girl's website.

Thanks, all. I was going to send a link for one of the film grabs to Charlotte (the back of the head in the last one of Birty is hers) but I think it's pretty obvious what "Jamie" is about to say - so she won't be showing her Mum. The rest of the images I took can be found here - they aren't...

Cop asked for just three, but I couldn't decide, and as it's bedtime and I'm busy 'til Monday, I put on all the ones that seemed to turn out OK.

Top pic: "Hi, Birty's here for his circumcision" Bottom pic: "We also do castrations..."

Wha...? Who let him on here, making utterances like that? :dIZZy: The internet is fantastic. Just ten years ago, I met the woman who was to be come my wife in a chat r... OK I take your point.

What sort of extras are needed this week? Young, trendy clubbers or hairy old farts like me?

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It's the one for Studio 25 in Great Harwood. Ooh - it's just been on, before the 11am news. I uploaded it in case anyone wants to listen (484KB), but I don't want to break forum rules as it's obviously an advert...

How much does voiceover work pay? We've just had our first radio advert done, & it's had a reasonably good result, so I think with a good ad (one that I script myself ;-) ) we might do even better. I'd want to do it on more than just 107 The Bee though - perhaps 2BR as well - so it might be...