Have you ever tried the ‘other’ white meat…?

[Sparky]

Apologies if this has been posted elsewhere on the PSF. Way back when; there was a time that I, Cop & co. used to make short ‘24hr produced films’. Basically all we needed was a free weekend and a loaded camera. Below you shall find ‘Dinner is Served’ – A short ‘mokumentary’ featuring John Douglas, an Air Conditioning salesman with a peculiar eating partiality. Human meat.

'DINNER IS SERVED'

'BEHIND THE SCENES'

 

[Joanna]

Hee hee, Sparky....thank you (and to Cop and everyone else involved in its making!)! I'd recently seen DIS on Cop's MySpace profile and I have to say it is rather randomly fab! And me a vegetarian too!

Btw, who was the guy who got bundled into the van at the end? LOL at his "I'm casually walking along, minding me own business" walk!

Loved the 'making of' vid too....very insightful. And who was the ginger-haired guy I saw as part of your crew?

xx Joanna xx

PS: Paul (Coppack, that is!!) - I thought you were great in this!

 

[Sparky]

The chav being bundled into the van is yours truly! One of my favourite bits actually. Sadly however I do have a bouncy walk so I’m hardly acting here. The 'ginger-haired guy' is a boy named 'Shooter' - no last name - just 'Shooter', and yes - he's dangerous!

 

[Joanna]

LOL! Thanks, Sparky! I do love your 'bouncy walk'! It's fab!

xx Joanna xx

 

[Sparky]

Something painful i'd like to share with you! My face being smashed by a rubber POT NOODLE! (5 years ago now, my corpulent physique was absent at this point in my life)

'NED NOODLE ATTACKS'

 

[Booth]

Aren't you glad you can now get in pubs... Have to say it was a good shot.

 

[wiggy]

OUCH! ahhh nice mate of yours there sparky

 

[Joanna]

Ooh, ouch, poor Sparky!

Btw, who is Mr 'naughty' in that very appropriate red top?



xx Joanna xx

 

[Sparky]

Just a mate back from school (this was 2000) Basically we were tearing a mates bedroom to pieces (for a laugh... I suppose) and we kept cobbing this Ned Noodle mascot thing around, that week I had just paid a fortune for a pair of glasses and told him to watch out (which he did) However toward the end (as you see in the video above) I'd sat down and "stoped playing" whilst he launched his last shot which was basically like someone running upto you with a swinging fist, it HURT! My glasses were blown away and I was hurting!! Also when you hear the slow motion sounds near the back of the video, they're real!

Also posted this vid to You've Been Framed about 6mths back and got a reply 4mths later informing me they've logged the footage and I'll get a cheque when it airs. (also small print says they distribute the clip to partners across the world)

 

[Joanna]

*hugs* I'll bet it hurt...it really sounded as if it did! Ouch!

And oooooooh, You've Been Framed...never watch it meself! If you find out in advance when it airs, obviously let me know, though ...I can definitely make an exception for the lovely Sparky!

xx Joanna xx

 

[Sparky]

Just moving off subject for a minute, flicking through Ain't it Cool.com I came across this recent short Q&A with Sly Stallone. I browsed quickly at first, thinking the answers were somehow fake but this is an actual Q&A with Sly being quite honest (and funny) about his history (and future... RAMBO IV anyone?) You can read it HERE See what ya think? I was impressed!