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I managed to get through high school without playing a single game of football. I don't intend to start now. (subtle one, that)

If you're insinuating that I play or watch football, then for shame!!! If, however, you're insinuating something lewd, than it's probably true. :D Interesting links, I particularly like the comment on the first one! I'll be heading down there with Neil, do I need to call the number too?

Is this the one with the round ball you're talking about? :D Just been playing Team Fortress 2 for 4 hours solid, and now my eyes need scraping.

He's clearly a myopic knife inspector.

Hehehe, me likey. Especially as my real one's underneath a mailbox :eyeroll:

Yeah, they're pretty good.

See what I did there? God I'm such a geek.

Yeah, I'm off The Simpsons at the moment. The movie didn't do much for me either, and the series is staler than old bread - I much prefer Futurama. I really liked LoG though. In series three, and in the Christmas Special, they moved things out of Royston Vasey, which disenchanted some fans, but...

Well it won't be me :D

I could pass as either a hairy old clubber or a trendy young fart...

I for one think it's a great idea, and I can't wait for the US version! Nah, just kidding.

Will do, cop.

Gaw, yes you did! You know, despite being rubbish on the whole, the internet can still throw surprises.

Eeeyyyyyy, nice to be made so welcome :) Actually, I was talking to a mate of mine (Neil Grimshaw; I went to uni with him) and he's asked me to come along with him as an extra on Tuesday, so I expect I'll be there :D It's a small world, getting much smaller every day. At this rate there'll...

You can lie to yourself, but you know that's not true. Film making's like heroin - just harder to get into the syringe... :D

Just thought I'd mention what I'm up to at the moment, as my second post of th e forums... Sleeper (pre) - Writer. We're doing quite well with this. Some big names are already involved and we're trying to secure a big name director at the moment. Small Window In Time (pre) - Writer/Director...

Greetings, I'm Paul Anderton from Ultimatum Films, and I was chatting to a friend of mine about Bar Stewards, so I thought I'd take a look at the forums. I'm from Bolton, and I've been making films for years. I graduated from a filmmaking degree at Bolton Uni about a year ago, and since then...