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Don't get me started! I'm not from here, just ended up living here by mistake. Been here almost 10 years, should have just done an armed robbery on a Post Office, I'd have been out by now. But I have started a tunnel, another 6 months of digging, I should come up somewhere on Blackpool's North...

Funnily enough, I had done that with the next image I had ready - it was going to be a Lancaster Bomber, which as any aircraft anorak will tell you, was the AVRO 683. Is there an alliteration use prize? But now I can't so I've had to find another one to try it with.

Didn't really want to put this pic on, hate using other peoples' when I can make my own, BUT......... I've just been looking back through the 800 Posts in case I missed something important/funny/tragic/whatever, and I found my evidence! Birty's Post no. 616 (page 32?) confirmed my suspicions...

Nice disguise Cop, is that your outfit for the Wrap Party? I always like a story with a sting in the tale - or is that one a sting AND a tale. Well it would be without the pixellating.

Lesson number 1

Ref. Birty's posts nos. 6 & 11, it's a perfectly understandable mistake, and I'm sure no-one on the Crew will even mention it! As for me I'm really flattered, and I'd like to thank the lovely people at Adobe Photoshop for their assistance.

I know I was going to bed, but I had a panic attack remembering I'd put in my profile, summat about Googling for me if anyone's that interested. Anyway, worrying that someone might actually do that, I tried it myself - forewarned is fore-armed or whatever. I thought I didn't have a website for...

Right, I'm putting my shovel away and going to bed. I've got somewhere important to go tomorrow, and I'm driving, so I hope you're right about the parking in Darwen. There'd better be some big spaces though, 'cause I seem to have lost my spacial awareness and can't park very well. Which is...

I'm sure there's an obvious reply involving rubber, but I'm too tired to think of it

Birty, I'm not sure how to answer that one. I guess she could be there if you're sure that's what you want.......

Maybe I should get a smaller car............

Well it's not really Breaking News for everyone, but it is to me. I've only just noticed how wonderfully P.C. this forum is. You actually give us 3 gender choices - I prefer being unspecified but I usually have to pick male or female, which I just refuse to do if I'm feeling particularly...

I must be getting tired, forgot to try the obvious means of communication, mental telepathy. Probably too late to try that now, the message would be too garbled after it worked it's way through their respective alcoholic hazes. The one mentioned above, who was really keen yesterday, but was...

Couldn't find a suitable place to post this, maybe there's been a similar thread before but it's been buried on earlier pages. I've spent most of today waiting around for replies to text messages, e-mails, phone calls, carrier pigeons, smoke-signals, semaphore, and any other means of...

F.A.O. Cop, when you get up. I've put my giant spoon away now and got back to work. Had phone call from Amy who came down for the 2nd Friday's shooting, said she'd do Saturday but is checking if Lillee's up for another day too. Plus Jennie who was going to do the same day said she'll do...

Please God, make this work. Been waiting ages for a chance to use this image. Background is Ted Chau of Candyheads, just before going on stage at The Bulldog Bash. The backstage pass is being held by Hannah, guitarist, who was so chuffed at getting that number!

yes, and no prima donnas, all the actors follow direction really well, they don't need feeding! We may be drifting back towards food issues, diets, and getting fat, so I'd best shut up!

Hi Cop, up to now I'm probably having same trouble as you. Some of them work Saturdays, all of them seem to have a much livelier social life than me, and have plans for Saturday night, and we may only get back up here for 9-30. But I'm still working on it, still a few txt. & e-mail replies to...

Well I'm only using this as a test to work out the difference between a Reply and a Quick Reply. I don't do ill, I'm far too busy for that, and seeing as you've all gone off on a tangent, I'll finish with "Happy Birthday Laura"!