Cuntys 'Iconic' Car Retires

[Cop]

OK, errr moving on

Some of you may want to know that an integral prop in Bar Stewards has retired

My Peugeot 306, which is to become an icon in the Independent British film circuit playing the role as "Cunty's Car" in Bar Stewards, along with cameo appearances in other projects has been registered as "off the road".

The Cop Car - preparing for it's final scene in Longridge

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The 11-year-old had it's door and front wing damaged by an unknown blue vehicle in a 'vicious and unprovoked attack' outside my home in Rossendale - the culprit fled the scene.

The future of the "Cop Car" is now uncertain, with the damage being almost as much as the cars worth, so being sold for scrap seems to be an inevitability.

 

[Booth]

Surely that's worth its own thread Cop

Moved to own thread...

 

[Cop]

I might put a post in the "Dead Thread"

 

[Joanna]

Aw, sorry to hear about your car, Cop. Can see it obviously means a lot to you....

The 11-year-old

 

[wiggy]

I think you should kill it off in style, have it rolling into the kent delph or being engulfed in flames, or save it and we'll use it in a short, we'll get chris to drive it into a brick wall at around 28 miles an hour, he's up for anything is finchy, he never says no....

 

[Booth]

Take it up to 88 miles an hour, then you'll see some serious shit.

 

[wiggy]

why will he time travel?

 

[Cop]

I'll use this thread to show my Chaviness...

I've got my replacement, and already I have started my 'Pimping'. I have replaced the normal back lights with some black mirrored ones...

Coming up, tinted widows, new headlights and sound system...

Booyakasha

 

[Booth]

Dogging car!

 

[Dave Laurie]

So what happened to it in the end then? Can we now see it in that Car Museum in the Lakes, alongside the Batmobile and Del Boy's Yellow tricycle? Or is it now one of those Cubist sculptures?

At least you're managing to carry on the family tradition with your replacement vehicle Cop, although it hasn't managed a starring role yet.

How is the bonnet by the way?

 

[Booth]

Ha, I said it was a dogging car back in July. The prophecy came true

 

[Dave Laurie]

Spooky. Give us six numbers between 1 and 49 (inclusive) while you're at it.

Where is Cop anyway?

Is he visiting all the body-shops in the area getting quotes still?