Have a good one you. My son's gerbil died today, it's weird to think that 2 such contrasting emotions will forever be tied to this day. Of course I'm happy for you on this the day of your birth but I'm sad that Stevie, the evil, cannibalistic, lunatic gerbil, (who once killed his fellow gerbil and started to eat him, you've got to love that.), is no more.
Enjoy your day
P.S. Sorry to hear about the whole 'small penis' thing. Don't let it bring you down.