The Most Useless Machine Ever!

[Booth]

I reckon Wiggy invented this before his Wig-Rig infamy.

 

[wiggy]

that is amazing, genious

 

[Cop]

Really handy machine... at least the user will never leave it on

 

[Strawbs]

Bwah!

 

[curtinparloe]

I'm looking into making my own. Every home should have one!

 

[wiggy]

im gonna make one but instead of a switch have a button, then rest my penis on it

 

[Gorf]

How will you switch it on without the button?

 

[Strawbs]

im gonna make one but instead of a switch have a button, then rest my penis on it

"Here is a box. A musical box. Wound up and ready to play. But this box can hide a secret inside. Can you guess what is in it today? It's Windy Miller. Hello Windy."

*windy waves*

"What's that you have? Is it Wiggy's knob?"

*Windy nods*

"What have you been doing with it?"

*Windy makes a wanking sign*

"Ahh, I see. Will you be doing the fire brigade aswell?"

*Windy nods*

"Well goodbye Windy. See you next time." [/briancant]