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    Patty B

    I'm with you there wigwam. I told Cop to thank his gran the first time she put the spread on (I didn't mean that to sound rude). I haven't thanked her on here because I didn't think she came on the site. I like the idea of a power struggle though, with each person pushing the other into...
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    Patty B

    Just thought I'd say a big thank you for the sarnies, drinks and the lovely selection of cakes you provided for us this weekend. Absolutely marvellous. We didn't have any on friday and Pauly G went mental at one point because he was moving everything himself on an empty stomach. As a result...
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    Grindhouse

    I've seen the first 2 repeatedly, in fact I'm sure I watched Zombie Flesh Eaters at your gaff. I have seen HBTEOTP years ago when every other horror film had the word house in it but haven't seen Island of death which, I have to say sounds fucking fantastic. I'll try and dig it out.
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    Grindhouse

    Indeed it was Wiggy. Watch them fingers! I believe it also starred a young George Costanza, and Holly Hunter was in it as well. I've just ordered 'Devil Times Five', that proper shit me up when I first watched it. I was only 7 years old though.
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    Grindhouse

    Those trailers are quality. They don't make 'em like that anymore, more's the pity. I've seen bits of grindhouse, including all the fake trailers. There's one called machete which is absolutely marvellous. I don't know if Rodriguez has done it or not because there are a few familiar faces...
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    300

    Well wicked??? How old are you wigwam? Well wicked...what's all that about? You fucking R tard speak proper....ly. Hope you're enjoying your time in the sun mate. And stay your vaginal self. Anal gesic?????
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    Sad News

    One of my very best friends lost his daughter yesterday afternoon after being hit by a car in the early hours of Sunday morning. I know him as speggie but regulars on the forum will know him as Camp David. Vikki was 20 years old and an absolute fucking diamond. Both he and his family are much...
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    Is there something wrong with me?

    I must add that it was in a dream I've just had. It's not something that happens in the real world...certainly not during the week anyway....the vicar doesn't usually show his face until weekends.
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    Is there something wrong with me?

    I think you'll be fine. There may be something wrong with me though. I've just had a conversation with a grey mule, a dead vicar and two small stoats.
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    Birti's birthday

    Thank you very much indeed. Mrs B, you diamond, thank you for starting the thread. I greatly appreciate everyone's birthday wishes, except you Fran. If I'm honest I'm dissapointed in you for being 13 minutes out, I kind of expected more from you. And Wiggy, I too went to the zoo and saw said...
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    Birty's Blog!

    I know. My sexuality shouldn't come into it. I think that's really out of order. And it's rich of him too, seeing as he likes small boys.
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    Bar Stewards First Shoot of 2007

    That's not wee-wee Coppack, you just haven't seen where my other hand is. Pauly G knows, and that's why the wry smile.
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    Paul Gordon aka The Rock

    Nope, nope, no no no no no no no no no no no no no. Ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. That was me, laughing out loud.
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    merry christmas!

    I may as well add my best wishes to everyone....except for Bruno and ctann, who keep beating my scores on the arcade...I hope you two lose your thumbs. That said it's a charitable time of year and I may be going slightly over the top with that last remark, I take it back. Merry Christmas...
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    Paul's Poll - Spice Girls

    The one that dies first.....sorry.
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    Funny New Contest

    Yes.......I'd still prefer the noodles. Oh and Booth...get your own. Don't be scrounging any of mine.
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    Funny New Contest

    Yeah but still...hilarious prizes like an inflatable directors chair. I almost couldn't type for pissing myself. And 100 packages of assorted flavours of top Ramen noodles...sounds great. I wouldn't be interested if there were say...67 assorted flavours of top Ramen noodles, or 83, but if...
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    Finchy Friday - Bar Stewards screen grabs and comments thread...

    It is a lovely shade of lipstick isn't it? And one that I think suits me very well. The man's mad keen on Robert Smith so I think that's where it comes from. Top sketches those, the guy's a wizard with that digital pencil and crayon thingy. What's all this talk of pubic hair...that's just rude.
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    Richard Hammond - get well soon

    By the way how's he not died from that? He was doing somersaults whilst doing 300 mph in a car with no roof! That helmet must have been made from the same stuff as those black box recorders you get on planes. Lucky fella.
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    Richard Hammond - get well soon

    He was the dude from Chingle Hall wasn't he Booth? All I remember from that is Gordon (I think) doing the headless bloke bit. Those were the days.
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