Pauls Poll - McDonalds or Burger King?

McDonalds or Burger King

  • McDonalds

    Votes: 4 80.0%
  • Burger King

    Votes: 1 20.0%
  • None - I'd rather eat the bum crumbs of a tramp

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    5

Cop

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It's Monday, its Paul's Poll!

Simple one today...
 

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Neither for me as I don't eat anything from either of them! I'm a good girl veggie! :D :D I, strangely, won't vote for the 'bum crumbs of a tramp' option, though! :eek: :eek: :D

xx Joanna xx
 

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i'm a veggie too so you can stuff them two up yer arse( :p ) are poles pauls good paulso_O
 

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Joanna said:
And when/why would I 'have to', Paul? :confused: ;) :eek: xx Joanna xx
Ok imagine the situation, you're on a Pirates Ship, they have Bruno Langley and Chris Finch tied up at the end of a plank, Bruno is crying out for Sarah Lou, and Chris is demanding to speak to his agent. :)

One of the pirates gives you the chance to save Chris and Bruno's life, as they are moments away from being a sharks dinner. He demads that you must eat at least one of the meals!

The pirate makes you choose... McDonalds, Burger King or the bum crumbs of a tramp... :cool:

Which one do you chose Joanna? :eek: - and remember Chris will probably read this! :):p
 

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i like how that question is directed at just joanna, do i not care:eek: :eek:

i'd eat the tramps bumb crumbs
 

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What if the tramps bum crumbs are made up out of half-digested cat knackers?
 

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Cop said:
Ok imagine the situation, you're on a Pirates Ship, they have Bruno Langley and Chris Finch tied up at the end of a plank, Bruno is crying out for Sarah Lou, and Chris is demanding to speak to his agent. :) One of the pirates gives you the chance to save Chris and Bruno's life, as they are moments away from being a sharks dinner. He demads that you must eat at least one of the meals!

The pirate makes you choose... McDonalds, Burger King or the bum crumbs of a tramp... :cool:

Which one do you chose Joanna? :eek: - and remember Chris will probably read this! :):p
Neither of them! :D :):p

You see, I've called the pirate's bluff, having caught a glimpse of a heart-shaped tattoo on his arm....'Todd and Karl forever'. The pirate just stares at me, stony-faced...then promptly bursts out laughing as 'he' rips off his 'disguise'....it's Eileen Grimshaw! Then Bruno and Chris share a knowing look....and also promptly burst out laughing as their 'restraints' miraculously fade away and they morph into Todd and Karl and start re-enacting 'key' scenes from their storyline, whilst stood quite comfortably at the end of this plank. Next, the rest of the pirates, who had, up to this point, just stood there in shocked silence, suddenly start laughing too....ripping off their 'disguises'....they are all Gail Platt, and all the "Gail's" start wailing and screeching at both Eileen and Todd and Karl, as they fume with indignant anger and stomp around the ship. Then, one by one, each 'Gail' spontaneously combusts through a cloud of ear steam. I join in with the laughter that can be heard all around me...Todd and Karl are on "Door pinning: the deleted scene" ;) by this point...as I begin to morph into a smiling Paul Coppa....Joanna: Paul...Paul....wake up, Paul. It's alright now, it was only a drea....Paul, why are you wearing an eyepatch? Paul?

So there, Coppack! ;) :D :):p

LegolasG said:
Why would you think it was going to be simple? :):p LG
:eek: :):p

Cop said:
...and Chris is demanding to speak to his agent. :) and remember Chris will probably read this! :):p
Yeah, he might well be, Paul! ;) :eek: :D

xx Joanna xx
 

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Joanna... I'm blown away! :eek:

I don't think anything will beat that post! :)
 

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Joanna said:
You see, I've called the pirate's bluff, having caught a glimpse of a heart-shaped tattoo on his arm....'Todd and Karl forever'. The pirate just stares at me, stony-faced...then promptly bursts out laughing as 'he' rips off his 'disguise'....it's Eileen Grimshaw! Then Bruno and Chris share a knowing look....and also promptly burst out laughing as their 'restraints' miraculously fade away and they morph into Todd and Karl and start re-enacting 'key' scenes from their storyline, whilst stood quite comfortably at the end of this plank. Next, the rest of the pirates, who had, up to this point, just stood there in shocked silence, suddenly start laughing too....ripping off their 'disguises'....they are all Gail Platt, and all the "Gail's" start wailing and screeching at both Eileen and Todd and Karl, as they fume with indignant anger and stomp around the ship. Then, one by one, each 'Gail' spontaneously combusts through a cloud of ear steam. I join in with the laughter that can be heard all around me...Todd and Karl are on "Door pinning: the deleted scene" ;) by this point...as I begin to morph into a smiling Paul Coppa....Joanna: Paul...Paul....wake up, Paul. It's alright now, it was only a drea....Paul, why are you wearing an eyepatch? Paul?
Between you and Coppack you've just conjured up the sort of stuff nightmares are made of. I can't sleep now... :eek: Bloody hell I've heard Clive Barker's worried!
 

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As in the words of Alan Partridge... "Michael, I'm going to level with you... I'm really scared!"

On the topic of being scared, I thought it would be funny to show Ashley "The Shining"... chuffed to bits with myself that I have officially scared the shit out of her, I chuckled to myself when I was waving her goodbye as she drove away from my house.

I closed the doors, locked up and it occured to me, "shit, I'm home alone..."

It was a silly thing to do really!
 

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Michael said:
Show her Carrie too.
She really really wants to see it! :cool:

"having caught a glimpse of a heart-shaped tattoo on his arm....'Todd and Karl forever'. "

Joanna - I cant help but ask, Do you have a "Todd & Karl forever" tattoo? ;)

If you do, I DON'T want to know where! :eek:
 

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Michael said:
Show her Carrie too
I love that film! ;)

Cop said:
Joanna - I cant help but ask, Do you have a "Todd & Karl forever" tattoo? ;)
Well, if you ever have the need to dissect my brain.... ;) :D :eek: :D

xx Joanna xx
 

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Joanna said:
You see, I've called the pirate's bluff, having caught a glimpse of a heart-shaped tattoo on his arm....'Todd and Karl forever'. The pirate just stares at me, stony-faced...then promptly bursts out laughing as 'he' rips off his 'disguise'....it's Eileen Grimshaw! Then Bruno and Chris share a knowing look....and also promptly burst out laughing as their 'restraints' miraculously fade away and they morph into Todd and Karl and start re-enacting 'key' scenes from their storyline, whilst stood quite comfortably at the end of this plank. Next, the rest of the pirates, who had, up to this point, just stood there in shocked silence, suddenly start laughing too....ripping off their 'disguises'....they are all Gail Platt, and all the "Gail's" start wailing and screeching at both Eileen and Todd and Karl, as they fume with indignant anger and stomp around the ship. Then, one by one, each 'Gail' spontaneously combusts through a cloud of ear steam. I join in with the laughter that can be heard all around me...Todd and Karl are on "Door pinning: the deleted scene" ;) by this point...as I begin to morph into a smiling Paul Coppa....Joanna: Paul...Paul....wake up, Paul. It's alright now, it was only a drea....Paul, why are you wearing an eyepatch? Paul?
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Post of the year!!! :) :)

Loving the sound of the Door Pinning deleted scene :)

Anywayyyyyy, in answer to the poll, it's MaccyD's for me :) Although I sometimes mix and match! I prefer MaccyD burgers but BK fries!
 

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f*ck the fast food, I'm going out to find me some shrooms...
 
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