Pauls Poll - McDonalds or Burger King?
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Ok imagine the situation, you're on a Pirates Ship, they have Bruno Langley and Chris Finch tied up at the end of a plank, Bruno is crying out for Sarah Lou, and Chris is demanding to speak to his agent.Joanna said:And when/why would I 'have to', Paul?
One of the pirates gives you the chance to save Chris and Bruno's life, as they are moments away from being a sharks dinner. He demads that you must eat at least one of the meals!
The pirate makes you choose... McDonalds, Burger King or the bum crumbs of a tramp...
Which one do you chose Joanna?
- and remember Chris will probably read this! 
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Neither of them!Cop said:Ok imagine the situation, you're on a Pirates Ship, they have Bruno Langley and Chris Finch tied up at the end of a plank, Bruno is crying out for Sarah Lou, and Chris is demanding to speak to his agent.
The pirate makes you choose... McDonalds, Burger King or the bum crumbs of a tramp...
Which one do you chose Joanna?
You see, I've called the pirate's bluff, having caught a glimpse of a heart-shaped tattoo on his arm....'Todd and Karl forever'. The pirate just stares at me, stony-faced...then promptly bursts out laughing as 'he' rips off his 'disguise'....it's Eileen Grimshaw! Then Bruno and Chris share a knowing look....and also promptly burst out laughing as their 'restraints' miraculously fade away and they morph into Todd and Karl and start re-enacting 'key' scenes from their storyline, whilst stood quite comfortably at the end of this plank. Next, the rest of the pirates, who had, up to this point, just stood there in shocked silence, suddenly start laughing too....ripping off their 'disguises'....they are all Gail Platt, and all the "Gail's" start wailing and screeching at both Eileen and Todd and Karl, as they fume with indignant anger and stomp around the ship. Then, one by one, each 'Gail' spontaneously combusts through a cloud of ear steam. I join in with the laughter that can be heard all around me...Todd and Karl are on "Door pinning: the deleted scene"
by this point...as I begin to morph into a smiling Paul Coppa....Joanna: Paul...Paul....wake up, Paul. It's alright now, it was only a drea....Paul, why are you wearing an eyepatch? Paul?So there, Coppack!
LegolasG said:Why would you think it was going to be simple?
Yeah, he might well be, Paul!Cop said:...and Chris is demanding to speak to his agent.
xx Joanna xx
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Between you and Coppack you've just conjured up the sort of stuff nightmares are made of. I can't sleep now...Joanna said:You see, I've called the pirate's bluff, having caught a glimpse of a heart-shaped tattoo on his arm....'Todd and Karl forever'. The pirate just stares at me, stony-faced...then promptly bursts out laughing as 'he' rips off his 'disguise'....it's Eileen Grimshaw! Then Bruno and Chris share a knowing look....and also promptly burst out laughing as their 'restraints' miraculously fade away and they morph into Todd and Karl and start re-enacting 'key' scenes from their storyline, whilst stood quite comfortably at the end of this plank. Next, the rest of the pirates, who had, up to this point, just stood there in shocked silence, suddenly start laughing too....ripping off their 'disguises'....they are all Gail Platt, and all the "Gail's" start wailing and screeching at both Eileen and Todd and Karl, as they fume with indignant anger and stomp around the ship. Then, one by one, each 'Gail' spontaneously combusts through a cloud of ear steam. I join in with the laughter that can be heard all around me...Todd and Karl are on "Door pinning: the deleted scene"
Bloody hell I've heard Clive Barker's worried!
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As in the words of Alan Partridge... "Michael, I'm going to level with you... I'm really scared!"
On the topic of being scared, I thought it would be funny to show Ashley "The Shining"... chuffed to bits with myself that I have officially scared the shit out of her, I chuckled to myself when I was waving her goodbye as she drove away from my house.
I closed the doors, locked up and it occured to me, "shit, I'm home alone..."
It was a silly thing to do really!
On the topic of being scared, I thought it would be funny to show Ashley "The Shining"... chuffed to bits with myself that I have officially scared the shit out of her, I chuckled to myself when I was waving her goodbye as she drove away from my house.
I closed the doors, locked up and it occured to me, "shit, I'm home alone..."
It was a silly thing to do really!
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She really really wants to see it!Michael said:
"having caught a glimpse of a heart-shaped tattoo on his arm....'Todd and Karl forever'. "
Joanna - I cant help but ask, Do you have a "Todd & Karl forever" tattoo?
If you do, I DON'T want to know where!
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Joanna said:You see, I've called the pirate's bluff, having caught a glimpse of a heart-shaped tattoo on his arm....'Todd and Karl forever'. The pirate just stares at me, stony-faced...then promptly bursts out laughing as 'he' rips off his 'disguise'....it's Eileen Grimshaw! Then Bruno and Chris share a knowing look....and also promptly burst out laughing as their 'restraints' miraculously fade away and they morph into Todd and Karl and start re-enacting 'key' scenes from their storyline, whilst stood quite comfortably at the end of this plank. Next, the rest of the pirates, who had, up to this point, just stood there in shocked silence, suddenly start laughing too....ripping off their 'disguises'....they are all Gail Platt, and all the "Gail's" start wailing and screeching at both Eileen and Todd and Karl, as they fume with indignant anger and stomp around the ship. Then, one by one, each 'Gail' spontaneously combusts through a cloud of ear steam. I join in with the laughter that can be heard all around me...Todd and Karl are on "Door pinning: the deleted scene"
Post of the year!!!
Loving the sound of the Door Pinning deleted scene
Anywayyyyyy, in answer to the poll, it's MaccyD's for me
Although I sometimes mix and match! I prefer MaccyD burgers but BK fries!
